MEET THE TEAM
FAMILY
Valerie-Ann/ Brett’s Mother
Brummy magpie. If you’ve got something twinkly on she will LOVE IT!
John/ Brett’s Father
Likes to dress as a monk when he’s cold. Don’t ask him about his Saab...
Jason/ Brett’s brother
Cheeky Captain Birds’ Eye
Eliza Ann Cushnahan / Trudie’s sister
Trudie's long-suffering younger sister, freshly married herself. Go to her if you're after dirt about Trudie...
Seamus (or Shamoos as Valerie writes his name)/ Eliza’s husband
Interesting that Eliza and I went for older men with similar features. Maybe it’s maybelline, maybe it’s father issues? Only joking! We know a good egg when we see one!
Lyn/ Trudie’s GREAT Aunt
Matriarch, nuff said
Stewart/ Trudie’s step-dad
Has a Guinness world record and has taken on two Green girls. Get that man a drink!
Maureen/ Trudie’s step-mum
Best laugh in the business. Worked for British Airways for 40 years so if you need help carrying drinks from the bar, she’s got skills!
Rebecca/ Trudie’s sister
"Boujie"
Robert/ Trudie’s brother
He’s a pilot. Is there anything cooler?
MAIDS
Joseph Jagger
Brett’s emergency stand in if it all goes tits up. Basically the best person you will ever meet.
Lynagh
Once described by a stranger in a park as having pre-raphaelite hair. Seen here dipping it into hot chocolate because she is so excited
Jarv
Effortlessly cool - also see; Fishy
Becks
Shit on the floor Shaw
Amy
Jewellery pervert
GROOMS
Robin
Kind friend, gifted orator, Bill Bailey’s stunt double, lead singer of the Reptiles and Surbiton Royalty
Barnes
Cotswold country boy
Jon
Fluent Japanese speaking trickster, has recently learned how to flush a central heating system... He's a big boy now.
Gem
Life-long friend, mother, awesome healthcare worker and English woman living in Wales, not so popular at home but very welcome here.
Fishy
Effortlessly cool - also see; Jarv
Bowden
The Lord Bowden Smith, musical marvel and gentle giant.
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Dylan
Seething’s stud of the year. He will cook you vegetable surprise* and show you his multiple exhausts.
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*the surprise is, it's brown sludge
Kevin
International man of mystery, rugby hating tee-totaler. Lives in Hertfordshire, drives a Volvlo.
Some of this is true.